**News Flash**
We're pregnant. Baby Girl due about 1JUN2008.
You would think that with 300 million letter combinations in the English language, we could find one that was soothing to both of our ears. No such luck. She refuses to name the child after a football stadium (Kenan, or now, at Amy's suggestion, maybe Kiernan). I refuse to name the child after a witch--OR Mr. Bean (Rowan).
This has been the cause of much consternation and even more eye-rolling. There are Rules:
1. Must be Irish-ish, but not so Irish that the spelling would confuse non-Irish.
2. Must end in an 'n'.
3. Must not be the name of any student who Jenn doesn't like.
4. Must not be the name of any student who she has had more than 2 of the same name...ever.
5. Must not be the name of any girl I have slept with.
6. Must not be the name of any girl I have spoken to.
7. Must not be the name of any girl I have ever looked at.
Lord help us...
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4 comments:
golly-gee, she's worse than your sister. Why does it have to end with"n" ?
To match Camero-n and Dyla-n.
And who the hell says "golly gee"?
Not for nothing, but didn't *I* suggest Kiernan?
And who in their right mind would hang Kenan on a poor, defenseless young'un?
Wallace works for a gal; heck, a so-named not-so-young lass convinced an English monarch to give up the throne, I think.
Wallace Wade S....
Yes. You should have called bitch... come on man!
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